reclusing the day away

i stayed indoors all day today. i didn't go outside once. not even to take out the trash. why? the outside was full of HUMANS.

what did i do all day? man, where do i begin? let's start with reading the news online, BBC style. and then i, or rather my avatar, lvled a bit and managed to foil the Blood Elves' dastardly plan to open a rift into some crazy dimension via the Sun Portal to inflict destruction of genocidal proportions on the Dranei, my people. good thing i destroyed that shit. and then i think i might've eaten lunch, and looked at some jobs that sucked, tried to combat the dizzy nauseous feeling that afflicts me every time i think of how futile the job search is seeming to be, ate a piece of chocolate cake with unsweetened soymilk (arguably the best part of my day), and later achieved my Dranei's ass all the way to lvl 20 and got the ability to morph into a ghost wolf. and no, i did not convulse myself onto the carpet from spasms of joy, as you would've expected given the acute nature of this development. and so i spent the day in front of this computer screen, which has provided hours upon hours of mind-numbing distraction. was anything accomplished? besides the lack of money spent, no. the answer would be no.